Living a Lie: Pumpkin Edition
Look, we all know it’s decorative gourd season. Pumpkins and, especially, “pumpkin spice” items are everywhere. However, in the interest of sharing information and –let’s be honest– giving you a Halloween scare, you should know: You live in a world where clear pumpkin pie is a thing. In this world, pumpkins may not actually be pumpkins! I mean, if you thought David S. Pumpkins gave you unsatisfying answers, wait ’til you get in the weeds on…