The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Wayang -er- Washington Irving
I was almost going to let Halloween go by without an appropriately thematic post, and then an old classmate shares something he’s narrated — and sharing is scaring!
I was almost going to let Halloween go by without an appropriately thematic post, and then an old classmate shares something he’s narrated — and sharing is scaring!
Pay no attention to the horror that was Friday’s post. It’s well past the first day of Autumn. It’s October. That means two things. It’s (NSFW) decorative gourd season! And Time to watch some scary films. Your mileage may vary.
Look, we all know it’s decorative gourd season. Pumpkins and, especially, “pumpkin spice” itemsĀ are everywhere. However, in the interest of sharing information and –let’s be honest– giving you a Halloween scare, you should know: You live in a world where clear pumpkin pie is a thing. In this world, pumpkins may not actually be pumpkins! I mean, if you thought David S. Pumpkins gave you unsatisfying answers, wait ’til you get in the weeds on…